The "No Self Control Afters" Tee – A Dr. Moose Public Service Announcement

Listen, you already know the deal. If you invite this person to the afters, it’s game over—no sleep, no limits, and absolutely zero self-control. This cream-colored, bold-red statement piece is a walking warning label, giving fair notice to the enablers in your life: DO NOT test my willpower. I don’t have any.

Printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this classic fit tee is as comfortable as that one couch you always end up on at 6 AM, questioning your choices but never regretting them. The bold, capitalized text makes sure the message is loud and clear—even if your voice is gone from last night’s questionable decisions.

Perfect for:

🍾 Professional afterparty enthusiasts
⏳ People who say "one more drink" and mean "five more hours"
🎉 Certified bad influences & their equally chaotic friends
🔥 Anyone who knows that the best stories start AFTER the party ends

So throw this tee on, embrace the inevitable, and remember—they can’t say you didn’t warn them. 🍻🔥💀