The "Got Too Silly" Tee – A Dr. Moose Cautionary Tale

Some geese fly too close to the sun. Others? They get too silly and end up in jail. This cream-colored masterpiece features a hand-drawn sketch of an incarcerated party bird, locked up for crimes against seriousness and general hooliganism.

Printed in deep blue ink, this ultra-soft, premium cotton tee is the uniform for those who walk the fine line between fun and absolute chaos—and sometimes cross it. Whether you’ve been personally affected by Silly Goose Syndrome or simply support the cause, this shirt is a tribute to the free spirits who went too far.

Perfect for:

🦢 Certified Silly Geese & Their Fellow Mischief-Makers
🍻 People Who’ve Been Kicked Out of a Bar (Or Almost Were)
💀 Those Who Laugh in the Face of Responsibility
🔥 Anyone Who Knows That a Little Too Much Fun is Just Enough Fun

Wear it proudly, serve your time, and remember: You can lock up the goose, but you can’t lock up the silly. 🦆🚔🔥