The "Cash Money Vintage" Tee – A Dr. Moose Classic for the Discerning Gentle-Rogue

Ah, the perfect blend of sass and sophistication, straight from the Dr. Moose Collection of historical roasts and timeless class. This crisp white tee features a vintage telephone operator who looks like she's just heard the most uncivilized, un-gentlemanly thing ever muttered through the receiver. And she’s here to let you know—that wasn’t very cash money of you.

Printed in bold, old-school black-and-white, this high-quality, soft cotton tee feels as good as it looks. Whether you’re fielding nonsense calls, dodging drama, or just making sure folks know where you stand on the cash-money scale, this is the ultimate statement piece.

Perfect for:

📞 Lovers of vintage sass and sarcasm
💵 Those who appreciate true cash-money behavior
⚡ People with main character energy
🔥 The witty, the bold, and the slightly unbothered

Put it on, take the call, and remind the world—if it ain’t cash money, you’re not interested. 💰📞🔥

The “Buttered Your Biscuit” Cowboy Cat Tee – A Rootin’ Tootin’ Statement from Dr. Moose.

Well, well, partner, looks like you’ve just buttered your last biscuit! Saddle up and ride straight into legendary status with this Dr. Moose-approved outlaw tee.

Featuring a gun-slinging, biscuit-wrangling, cactus-surrounded cowboy cat, this design is printed in a warm, vintage western hue that screams “I ain't messin’ around.” The phrase itself? A callout, a warning, a final reckoning for those who dare cross your path—served up with a side of humor.

Crafted from premium, soft cotton, this tee is lightweight, breathable, and ready for all your adventures—whether you’re chasing sunsets, wrangling snacks, or staring down the sheriff over the last biscuit at the table.

Perfect for:
🍪 Biscuit bandits who know the power of butter
🔥 Anyone who talks the talk and walks the walk

Throw this on and let the world know—you don’t just butter biscuits, you end them. 🏜️🔥