The "Rage Consumes Me" Tee – A Dr. Moose Masterpiece of Cute Chaos

This is it. The ultimate paradox in a t-shirt. A soft, angelic, vintage-style kitten clutching a bouquet of delicate flowers—paired with a soul-crushing statement of pure, unfiltered wrath.

Printed in classic porcelain blue, this high-quality, ultra-soft cotton tee is the perfect disguise for those who appear sweet on the surface but are one minor inconvenience away from a full existential meltdown. Whether your rage is directed at slow walkers, WiFi that cuts out mid-stream, or simply the cruel indifference of the universe, this shirt is your adorable warning sign.

Perfect for:

🐱 Lovers of cute things with a side of chaos
🔥 People who are internally screaming 24/7
🌸 Those who radiate “I’m fine” but aren’t actually fine
⚡ Anyone who wants to keep things unhinged, yet classy

Throw this on, clutch your metaphorical bouquet, and let the world know—beneath the cuteness, the storm rages on. 😾💙🔥