The “Buttered Your Biscuit” Cowboy Cat Tee – A Rootin’ Tootin’ Statement from Dr. Moose.

Well, well, partner, looks like you’ve just buttered your last biscuit! Saddle up and ride straight into legendary status with this Dr. Moose-approved outlaw tee.

Featuring a gun-slinging, biscuit-wrangling, cactus-surrounded cowboy cat, this design is printed in a warm, vintage western hue that screams “I ain't messin’ around.” The phrase itself? A callout, a warning, a final reckoning for those who dare cross your path—served up with a side of humor.

Crafted from premium, soft cotton, this tee is lightweight, breathable, and ready for all your adventures—whether you’re chasing sunsets, wrangling snacks, or staring down the sheriff over the last biscuit at the table.

Perfect for:
🍪 Biscuit bandits who know the power of butter
🔥 Anyone who talks the talk and walks the walk

Throw this on and let the world know—you don’t just butter biscuits, you end them. 🏜️🔥