Oi. Ever seen a flatty go full airborne with a raw chook hangin’ out its gob? You have now.
This tee’s a tribute to the most cooked bust-up in Aussie fishing history. That big greasy lizard’s gone rogue and launched itself like a missile — chook on, vibes off. “BUST UP” up top just to let the stingrays know you mean business.

🐔 100% cotton – softer than ya stingray mates casting style
🧢 Aussie sizing – none of that tight overseas bullsh*t
🧷 Printed in-house by the drippiest units at Dr. Moose
📦 Limited run – once it’s gone, ya missed the bite

This one’s for the bluefins, the boat ramp lurkers, and the blokes who reckon they “almost landed a metre-y last weekend but lost it at the yakka.”
Wear it. Respect it. Get the bloody dog.